reasons why kpoppers would die if their parents found their tumblr

• parents: who are these babies you keep on referring to? are you pregnant?
• parents: this man is ruining your life? we have to call the police to end this harassment!
• parents: don't tell me... he's the one who got you pregnant?!??!!
• parents: why do you keep telling that picture to "stop"? he's just standing there. do you have a mental disease?
• parents: you want to marry that boy? is he a doctor?
• parents: moving to korea? who's going to pay for it?
• parents: what is dubulge?
• parents: shooting anonymous??!! have you become a serial killer?!?!!?!!?!?!?!
• parents: WHY IS THAT BREASTLESS GIRL FLAUNTING HER NIPPLES??!?!!
• parents: why are they all blonde is that even possible i mean THEY'RE ASIAN.
• parents: are they speaking chinese?
• parents: are they gay?
• parents: why does he have blue hair?
• parents: so you're telling me that's a guy? pfffffffffffffffffffffff
• parents: they're all ugly.
• parents: they're all prettier than you.

• Friend: when I'm single, no one wants me
• Friend: when I'm taken, everyone wants me
• Me: no one ever wants me so lol